i dont want to talk about it
[image description: black and white photo of a lone swingset standing in a bleak field beneath a cloudy sky. heavy black smoke pours out of the swing’s tire seat, which is  on fire. text: “imagine the worst day of my life just stood up and clinked a glass like it was about to give a speech, then took a shit in my dinner and passed out with its pants down”]

i dont want to talk about it

[image description: black and white photo of a lone swingset standing in a bleak field beneath a cloudy sky. heavy black smoke pours out of the swing’s tire seat, which is ¬†on fire. text: “imagine the worst day of my life just stood up and clinked a glass like it was about to give a speech, then took a shit in my dinner and passed out with its pants down”]

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[image description: a strip mall parking lot, a white water tower looming in the distance. the photo is covered in a rainbow of handprints. text: “i’m all about to be meeting up some friends.” (clown nose emoticon) “GOING TO GET PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDLY AT THEM REAL SOON.”]

[image description: a strip mall parking lot, a white water tower looming in the distance. the photo is covered in a rainbow of handprints. text: “i’m all about to be meeting up some friends.” (clown nose emoticon) “GOING TO GET PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDLY AT THEM REAL SOON.”]

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why did I put effort into the typography it’s five in the morning
[image description: a hooded figure stands on a dirt road by a line of trees, floodlit by headlights, and looks toward a distant smokestack. text: “noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all science”]

why did I put effort into the typography it’s five in the morning

[image description: a hooded figure stands on a dirt road by a line of trees, floodlit by headlights, and looks toward a distant smokestack. text: “noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all science”]

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[image description: close up of a tree, dense with pink blossoms. text: “You’ve spent enough time for now concerning yourself with the future of your friends.”]

[image description: close up of a tree, dense with pink blossoms. text: “You’ve spent enough time for now concerning yourself with the future of your friends.”]

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500 followers, and it’s time for the time-honored Hipster MSPA tradition of inflicting you all to a celebratory gif! Thanks for the love, and submissions, as always, are open.

[image description: a photoset of the most hipster baked goods known to man, cupcakes and non-coconut macaroons. How elegant! each gif has a single word, forming the text: “the heiress apparent to a baked goods empire”, and they’re totally not animated to bear any subliminal messages like “obey”, “cease reproduction”, “submit”, “consume”, “embrace your culling”, “conform to society”, “stay asleep”, or “die”. gosh that would be silly]

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[image description: a goldfish swims in a small jar set atop a dusty old brown leather suitcase. text: “Stupid lousy WISE AND JUST LEADER. What a royal pain in the ass.”]

[image description: a goldfish swims in a small jar set atop a dusty old brown leather suitcase. text: “Stupid lousy WISE AND JUST LEADER. What a royal pain in the ass.”]

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[image description: a darkhaired figure wearing a heavy wool coat, grey hoodie, and gas mask stands in a snowy landscape, looking downward. text: “i hope you appreciate how much gross spongy proboscis i had to fellate to get this game”]

[image description: a darkhaired figure wearing a heavy wool coat, grey hoodie, and gas mask stands in a snowy landscape, looking downward. text: “i hope you appreciate how much gross spongy proboscis i had to fellate to get this game”]

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[image description: mostly blurry photo of someone making a horns gesture with their right hand, index finger and pinky extended and pointing downward. a red splash of blood or something drips from their knuckle. text: “This appears to be a gentleman who knows better than to let good pony meat go to waste.”]

[image description: mostly blurry photo of someone making a horns gesture with their right hand, index finger and pinky extended and pointing downward. a red splash of blood or something drips from their knuckle. text: “This appears to be a gentleman who knows better than to let good pony meat go to waste.”]

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[image description: someone delicately holding a clear glass light bulb up in front of a sunset. text: “insmufferable prick mf’r extroariadinnere *lol wow *extradinner *heheh yum”]

[image description: someone delicately holding a clear glass light bulb up in front of a sunset. text: “insmufferable prick mf’r extroariadinnere *lol wow *extradinner *heheh yum”]

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[image description: greyscale photo of a rose lying on a stack of books, handwritten letters, and rough-edged paper. text: “oh boy thats way too many of the same letter in a row twice”]

[image description: greyscale photo of a rose lying on a stack of books, handwritten letters, and rough-edged paper. text: “oh boy thats way too many of the same letter in a row twice”]

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you and Bec are wandering off
[image description: nebula-laden picture of a girl with long hair and a long red dress among lush green grass between rows of bare trees. a large wolfish-looking dog leaps playfully on her back. text: “Where is this silly DOG taking you?”]

you and Bec are wandering off

[image description: nebula-laden picture of a girl with long hair and a long red dress among lush green grass between rows of bare trees. a large wolfish-looking dog leaps playfully on her back. text: “Where is this silly DOG taking you?”]

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oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
[image description: a rainbow of melting crayolas drip neat droplets of molten wax from their points. text: “haha, ok, make-believe time is over!”]

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

[image description: a rainbow of melting crayolas drip neat droplets of molten wax from their points. text: “haha, ok, make-believe time is over!”]

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codsmith or groincobbler
[image description: a glistening silver cod rests on a white plastic cutting board, doused in a shitload of nebulae. text: “Cod Palace, the busy cod enthusiast’s one-stop cod solution!”]

codsmith or groincobbler

[image description: a glistening silver cod rests on a white plastic cutting board, doused in a shitload of nebulae. text: “Cod Palace, the busy cod enthusiast’s one-stop cod solution!”]

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in the ilk of other hipster quote graphic blogs on tumblr, behold this conksuck thing inspired by MS Paint Adventures by Andrew Hussie.

who's this spooky lady? > a mod

put the snake back in the box! > an affiliate

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